I could tell you about how I'm frantically searching for a picture of a wedding bouquet to send to my florist. Or how, although he does great work, I'm feeling a bit patronized by him.
Or I could tell you about my killer migraine. Or how many times I've stepped in/sat in gum over the past few days. Or how awful public transit has been.
But instead, I will show you this:
There, see? All better.